My Saturday morning sessions they helped my momma by
For some undone deed or a cup of tea, it pissed down rain outside
I sat right down in front of that groovy tube
Watched my creature features all afternoon
Come rain or shine I paid no mind you where I’d be found
I’d be dragging them lakes or sharpening stakes or working on my howl
Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers by night
Can become that wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the moon is full and bright
So I sat right down in front of that groovy tube
Watched my creature features all afternoon
Sat right down in front of that groovy tube
Old Lon Chaney, Karloff, Bella Lugosi too
Well the days drag on but the TV is on, a best friend in the box
When it needs repair, I can only stare at 4 walls ‘round the clock
So I sat right down in front of that groovy tube
Watched my creature features all afternoon
Sat right down in front of that groovy tube
Old Lon Chaney, Karloff, Bella Lugosi too